Fri, 6:01: RT @FBI: The FBI is seeking to identify individuals instigating violence in Washington, D.C. We are accepting tips and digital media depicting rioting or violence in and around the U.S. Capitol on January 6. If you have information, visit fbi.gov/USCapitol.
Fri, 7:32: Dreamt one of my best friends and his girlfriend (names withheld so as not to implicate them!) were doing their taxes and then won the Academy Award for Acting with the IRS.
Fri, 8:32: RT @ShaziaJ3: @staceyabrams https://t.co/FfK8p3qnoc
Fri, 20:41: It’s already begun! *grabs popcorn*

“Since most of the rioters stormed the Capitol maskless, online detectives had a unique opportunity to easily identify them. And many made it even easier — they live-streamed their participation and later bragged about their escapades.”

Oh my god, these people are such idiots. Internet detectives are identifying scores of pro-Trump rioters at the Capitol. Some have already been fired.

Fri, 16:01: I mean, the horse left the barn long ago (about 74 million horses, in fact . . . and a few thousand this last Wednesday alone). Still: it's about fucking time. Twitter bans Trump’s account, citing risk of further violence
Fri, 16:08: RT @ZackBornstein: Good to see Republicans finally take a stand https://t.co/SDFsLC1Y9y
Fri, 20:40: Come for the tour-de-force, single-shot, 30-minute birth scene. Stay for the explanation of the 1940 Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse! What? https://t.co/qWzE2SgKxl

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