My tweets

May 24, 2021 by Matthew McQuilkin

Sun, 13:18: If the response is "meh," I'm not sure even a $7.99 VOD price is quite worth it. https://t.co/ZNm2bed1Ww
Sun, 13:34: PROTIP: If the label on your 1lb container of Baked Cheddar Cheese Balls says a single serving is “about 32 balls” that means you’re good to eat 100

My tweets

May 23, 2021 by Matthew McQuilkin

Sat, 12:34: Get over yourself, Maud! https://t.co/KI63lBf41L
Sat, 15:58: When I was little I used to pray a lot, saying “Dear Jesus please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please don’t let me have diarrhea” while sitting on the toilet.
Sat, 22:46: Wait, they give the Duke of Cambridge guns? https://t.co/Iwogg7DlUi