Thu, 19:58: Apparently I’m worth $1.6 million. With my shoes on, anyway! (@ The Bureau of Engraving and Printing) https://t.co/3flsOToh5D
Thu, 21:05: 9/11 Pentagon Memorial. I quite liked the design, actually. The benches are all lined up by each fatality’s year of birth. Oldest was 1930; youngest 1998 (71 years old; 3 years old). https://t.co/AWSXlc8EAK
Thu, 22:07: We went out for dessert, and when I went to sign the check, the pen wouldn’t work—but, the other end leaked a ton of ink all over my hand. A server brought me alcohol wipes, and it just smeared the ink all over both hands. Okay, the average is slightly better than the original leak-smear, but this was how they still looked after washing my hands three times. https://t.co/TyBfb14JhO
Wed, 10:16: We’ve been in Washington D.C. three hours so far and here’s my immediate hot take: there’s a striking number of short men in this city. I mean, I’m all of 5’7” and these guys are well below my eyeline. What’s that about?
