The Sneaky Sloppy Indian

08262025-25

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We had our Action Movie Night last night, and it was Shobhit's turn to choose. He had been waffling between My Own Private Idaho and The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, and maybe this is regressive of me (it probably is), but I must admit I discouraged either one, because they are both so overtly gay. I think My Own Private Idaho is even pretty overtly sexual. I do feel confident that the guys at Action Movie Night would be very gracious about it and would not complain, but I also feel pretty confident that as a group they would not be especially into it. I could imagine something with a high-camp quality and large gay following working, something in the vein of Death Becomes Her; but amping the gayness itself? Personally, I would avoid it.

In my defense, I said, "It's totally up to you. I just wouldn't choose it myself." In retrospect, To Wong Foo might have actually been okay. I'm still less convinced about My Own Private Idaho.

I gave him an alternative suggestion that he went with, though: why not In a World..., which was one of the two wide-release movies he actually had a small part in? The other one was What Maise Knew, which would be the worst possible choice as it's a deeply depressing movie about a child caught in the middle of a bitter divorce (Shobhit appears as a locksmith—because one of the parents is changing the locks). In a World... is a much more light-hearted comedy though, and we both agreed that it would be super fun to have that playing and not give any warning at all that Shobhit would suddenly show up.

The movie itself is actually slightly better than I remembered from the time of its release (2013). In retrospect, some of the movie itself is regressive, in that it looks down on women who speak a certain way while simultaneously trying to present itself with a feminist perspective. ("I sound like a sexy baby" is still a pretty funny line though.) Written and directed by Lake Bell, it has a lot of recognizable people in it, some who became more so later, but still; it does feature Geena Davis in a couple of scenes.

I rented the movie on Apple TV and played it from my laptop. A couple of times, the connection wavered and the movie got stuck. The second time, I had to close it and restart it. During the couple of minutes it took the second time to fix it, there was chatter in the theater about how much they were enjoying it. Tom, who notoriously falls asleep at every movie he comes to, commented even then that the movie was keeping him awake. He brought it up again when the movie ended and we all filed back out into the kitchen, and even said he'd be watching it again. He looked forward to watching it with his girlfriend so he could say "I know that guy!" when Shobhit shows up.

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08262025-20

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That moment was one of the most memorable we've had since we've been going to Action Movie Night—it's too bad we had light attendance this week: just seven people. There were Tony, Jake, Ryan, Chris G, Tom, Shobhit, and myself. And Shobhit's very brief scene, which is a cut to his character accepting a "Golden Trailer Award" as a setup to the next sequence, comes along pretty late in the film. And this was certainly a first for the entire history of Action Movie Night (which, again, began in 2012 as "Man Movie Wednesday," which certain people, like Ben, still call it): a screening of a movie one of us in the group was actually in.

It took a few beats for it to even register. After a couple of seconds, Tony, who always sits in the seat in front of the one I always sit in, with Shobhit to my right, kind of slowly turned around, looked at Shobhit, and said, "You dirty dog!" This was right around the time Jake recognized him and lightly shouted, "Hey!" Basically all four of the others said something or emitted some kind of sound of recognition. It was indeed kind of an electric moment.

And this was hardly an "action movie." It's a lighthearted comedy, that's it. And it's written by and about women, which is also very unusual for this group—and to their credit, they were all super locked in. More so than I expected, honestly. Maybe I should give straight guys more credit. HAHAHAHAHA! I kill me!

Anyway, when the movie ended, I went to turn it off, and they all hollered for me to wait; they wanted to see Shobhit in the credits. I had long forgotten that he was credited as "Sloppy Indian," which I now renember being amused by at the time, but now kind of think: what the fuck? What need was there for that? His character is just excited, hardly sloppy. Maybe he was written more "sloppy" in mind, I don't know, but I have a hard time imagining that being used as a character name now. What a weird credit.

Shobhit made an Asian noodle stir fry dish that basically everyone had some of; Chris G brought a vegetarian pizza that Shobhit and I both had one slice of, then later split a slice of; there were two slices left at the end of the evening and we brought them home and put them in the fridge.

I had totally forgotten we had spiced apple whiskey in the cabinet, and when Shobhit mentioned that, I heated up some hot apple cider and spiked it with that, as my cocktail this week. Overall it was a pretty great Wednesday evening, I must say.

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08262025-26

[posted 12:33pm]

My Bluesky posts

  • Wed, 11:28: Last night Shobhit and I went to the Tasveer Film Festival launch party—this year is their 20th one!

    We went to this event last year, and because it was in a new location this year, we did not quite register that it was the same launch party again. Last year it was at a space they had been using at Seattle Center. As of this year, they have a new space: the old Ark Lodge Cinemas! Because I am an idiot, I was inside there and toured through the three screens they now have before it even registered where I was. It had been a while since I had even though about the sad news of Ark Lodge Cinemas having to close last year.

    There seems to be some mixed feelings about the new ownership—official since March of this year; this will now be their festival space every year, along with other programming and other space rental opportunities through the rest of the year—in the local community. But when I realized where I was, I found it pretty exciting. Tasveer is the only Oscar-qualifying South Asian Film Festival in the world, and now they only South Asian organization to own its own theater, which they managed to procure with the help of a $2.19 million grant from King County's Doors Open Program.

    Anyway, more than one person recognized us from the event last year, when Shobhit and I attended wearing the traditional Indian outfits we had gotten married in—the thing people remembered most about us. We did not think to do the same this year because we did not fully realize it was the same event we were going to a year later, just at a new location. Well, maybe next year!

    “Tasveer” (pronounced “tus-VEER”) is Hindi for “picture,” by the way.

    (Shobhit's connection is through his membership of the SAG-AFTRA Local board, where he is eagerly working to increase what has thus far been a modest sponsorship of the festival the past couple of years.)

    https://t.co/wpxud3r6XU