My tweets

  • Sun, 9:21: Jennifer and Eric’s birthday party haul included EIGHT Outback Steakhouse gift cards totaling $185. The pinnacle of fine dining for Sheltonites!
  • Sun, 14:30: Dear Facebook: If you ask me one more time to turn on desktop notifications I'm going to stab you in the face. No love, Matthew
  • Sun, 20:19: The target audience is much wider than you might expect.