My tweets

  • Fri, 13:08: I need to stop blindly sampling Deli products left out in the kitchen. Half the time it's got either coffee or coconut
  • Fri, 14:55: RT @jseattle: Blade Runner 2017
  • Fri, 15:03: Hold on. Am I a replicant?
  • Fri, 15:24: RT @MattOswaltVA: Hollywood could take care of so many of its problems if they put this girl up at the Peninsula Hotel for a weekend taking general meetings
  • Fri, 17:00: I always find it slightly jarring when I see mounted police. Horses are fucking big animals. Can you tell I did not grow up on a farm?
  • Fri, 19:00:
    1998: “We live in strange times.”
    2017: “Hold my beer.”
    1998: “What?”
    2017: “Hold my beer.”
    1998: “What the fuck are you talking about?”

  • Sat, 06:00: They asked if I wanted to be in a Danielle sandwich. I’m open to new experiences!