- Mon, 8:44: If time in the Idaho panhandle has taught me anything, it’s that rednecks love talking about how great it is being a redneck.
- Mon, 11:55:
New experience today!
Security: “I’m sorry, I have to ask. Which button am I pushing?”
Security: “Pink or blue?”
- Mon, 14:08: Flight was delayed 2 hours but Shobhit got us on an earlier, also-delayed flight that took off the exact minute we were originally scheduled to — all thanks to his relentless aggressiveness at the gate. I guess I have to admit sometimes that works to my advantage. https://t.co/8TjEGOz69P
- Mon, 14:47: RT @70s_party: Swipe right https://t.co/FEg6XEb14q