My tweets

  • Mon, 8:44: If time in the Idaho panhandle has taught me anything, it’s that rednecks love talking about how great it is being a redneck.
  • Mon, 11:55:
    New experience today!
    Security: “I’m sorry, I have to ask. Which button am I pushing?”
    Me: “Huh?”
    Security: “Pink or blue?”
    https://t.co/vRyOiAvVRq
  • Mon, 14:08: Flight was delayed 2 hours but Shobhit got us on an earlier, also-delayed flight that took off the exact minute we were originally scheduled to — all thanks to his relentless aggressiveness at the gate. I guess I have to admit sometimes that works to my advantage. https://t.co/8TjEGOz69P
  • Mon, 14:47: RT @70s_party: Swipe right https://t.co/FEg6XEb14q