My tweets

• Tue, 8:33:
  Text from husband: Just woke up
  Text from me: Congratulations!
  iPhone: I'll just add confetti that for good measure
• Tue, 14:10: Work email explains "rhythmic pounding above us" as "a penetration test" and I'm like "Tell me more."
• Tue, 12:15: Repeal and replace every one of these spineless GOP motherfuckers. https://t.co/jeFSSd1ZiC
• Tue, 20:13: Honestly I don't know what all the fuss is about. https://t.co/W3yZzHPL9R