My tweets

  • Tue, 8:33:
    Text from husband: Just woke up
    Text from me: Congratulations!
    iPhone: I'll just add confetti that for good measure
  • Tue, 14:10: Work email explains "rhythmic pounding above us" as "a penetration test" and I'm like "Tell me more."
  • Tue, 12:15: Repeal and replace every one of these spineless GOP motherfuckers.
  • Tue, 20:13: Honestly I don't know what all the fuss is about.