- Tue, 8:33:
Text from husband: Just woke up
Text from me: Congratulations!
iPhone: I'll just add confetti that for good measure
- Tue, 14:10: Work email explains "rhythmic pounding above us" as "a penetration test" and I'm like "Tell me more."
- Tue, 12:15: Repeal and replace every one of these spineless GOP motherfuckers. https://t.co/jeFSSd1ZiC
- Tue, 20:13: Honestly I don't know what all the fuss is about. https://t.co/W3yZzHPL9R