My tweets

  • Wed, 5:49: Thread reveals said brother to be the greatest 12-year-old, the kind I wish I could have been at that age.
  • Wed, 12:08: This piece fails to address that when it comes to Republican Party, President Fuckwit is a symptom, not the disease.
  • Wed, 13:13: Just had the year's first eggnog sample and I responded so viscerally, my face made made Scott say it looked like I just took heroin.