My tweets

  • Fri, 5:52: LIFE HACK: saw through your neck
  • Fri, 7:49: If my existence proves anything, it is that maintaining inner peace and being judgmental are not mutually exclusive. ("Fuck that guy! Om.")
  • Fri, 13:11: I love all the variations of our new logo but the bee is my favorite.
  • Fri, 14:55: "Honestly, it's chilling..." --favorite paranoid customer reaction to our rebranding campaign. Someone call Ryan Murphy! #OrganicHorrorStory
  • Fri, 18:16: If you haven't watched "Insecure" on HBO you should. It's unlike anything else that's ever been on TV and it's excellent.