My tweets

  • Sun, 11:05: It’s unseasonably warm in Seattle today and I just passed homeless guys in two different spots sunbathing on the sidewalk.
  • Sun, 13:12: Okay, fine. SOME parts of Renton are nice.
  • Sun, 14:44: Watching Danielle get snotty with Alexa is pretty fucking funny.
  • Sun, 17:30: Just learned that if a bird shits on your head it’s supposed to bring you good luck, and that actually happened to me once, around 2004. As you can imagine, it was a LOT of bird shit.