My tweets

  • Wed, 7:58: Woman at work just responded to a reference to melted cheese with "Isn't that a beverage?" and she is my new favorite person.
  • Wed, 9:37: RT @jonnysun: instead of using the same password everywhere, i use multiple different variations of the same password where i change one letter or add one number and so on. this is super secure and protects all my accounts from ever being able to get logged into by me
  • Wed, 12:35: Next step: bar code tattoos, and then the mark of the beast! (In other words, don't tell my mother.)
  • Wed, 13:30: SPOILER ALERT: At my gender reveal party the cake is lavender.
  • Wed, 15:02: From one of the annotations: "What a moment in history we live in." (It should be stressed this is a speech by a conservative, Republican senator.)
  • Wed, 14:28: This utter bullshit is exactly why I canceled my subscription.
  • Wed, 20:04: How did I not know about this trivia night that’s been going on for SEVEN YEARS??
  • Wed, 21:49: If we wind up communicating exclusively through animated gifs it will have all been worth it.