My tweets

• Tue, 8:41: BREAKING: With 13 Oscar nominations, this year's likely Best Picture winner is a movie about a woman who fucks a fish. #ElisaFucksaFish
• Tue, 12:30: And the nominees are... https://t.co/jd6nWuYFd9
• Tue, 13:18: I keep imagining the fish-man from The Shape of Water swimming around with one of those long ropes of poop trailing behind him. #ElisaFucksaFish https://t.co/4h7gIEm3pr
• Tue, 14:38: RT @guybranum: MAYBE IF HE'D EATEN THE PEACH HE'D HAVE GOTTEN NOMINATED
• Tue, 15:47: Favorite thing I heard today, which cuts to the heart of our pervasive divisions: Find someone who doesn't deserve your compassion, and give it to them.
• Tue, 17:23: I just had my annual physical and I have bad news. I only have about 45 years left to live. 😕