My tweets

  • Wed, 5:32: Fair point! RT @momotaro That seems earlier than I’d expect. You’d be a fabulous centenarian.
  • Wed, 11:27: Congratulations to everyone who elected a spiteful moron to the presidency. Jesus Christ.
  • Wed, 13:53: I wear hippie "all natural" deodorant but I also keep a secret stash of the conventional aluminum stuff as occasionally-needed backup in my desk drawer. Don't tell anyone.
  • Wed, 14:55: I learned recently that more people at work think I'm awesome than I even realized, and I was like ... yeah that tracks.