My tweets

  • Wed, 12:37: I got a flu shot at work this week and was told it could be two weeks before it's "100% effective" so if any of you fuckers gets me sick in the meantime I am going to sneeze directly into your eyeballs!
  • Wed, 17:35:

    Middle-aged black guy on Capitol Hill said, “How you doing? I haven’t seen you around in a while.”

    I said, politely: “Do I know you?”

    “I remember you, from the paper!”

    I was genuinely shocked. “That was 18 years ago!”

    I still have no idea who he was.

  • Wed, 21:27: These dipshits elect a government that actively ignores climate change and then act surprised by the increased severity of devastating weather events that have been predicted for decades.
  • Wed, 22:36: There are replies in here that had me laughing so hard I could not breathe.