My tweets

  • Tue, 10:27: So my forties seem to be increasingly characterized by physical ailments and discomforts that apparently "come with age." Fun! #aches #pains #floaters
  • Tue, 11:25: My favorite of the five trophies to be given at next week’s work costume contest, and its proposed accompanying category titles.
  • Tue, 15:35: Today’s email chain of scatological puns:

    MP: Great thanks - I'll get my tags updated. Must have updated before I had movement.

    MF: I always feel updated after a movement.

    MP: Taking emails to an un-bowelievably low level again...

    MM: You guys these are really crappy puns.

    MF: Butt at least we're trying.

    MP: I'm straining to come up with any more jokes...

    MM: Well at least it’s been a fun potty for everyone.