My tweets

  • Sun, 7:57: Maybe it’s time to lay off the chocolate. I’ve got so many zits on my face I’m starting to see constellations.
  • Sun, 16:03: The average age of the 11 victims killed at the synagogue shooting was 74. What possible threat could they have been to literally anyone? But sure, let’s keep allowing easy access to firearms to the deranged with no funding for mental health programs.
  • Sun, 16:42: A few people will love this; everyone else, maybe not so much.
  • Sun, 17:47: werk
  • Sun, 20:42: So the Christmas Stockings won the Diamond Award? #sportstweet