My tweets

  • Sat, 11:16: PROTIP: If you finally start to clear away months' worth of billing statements from your desk, you might find an old fingernail!
  • Sat, 13:31: It’s a great day for a bike ride with Mimi! 🚴🏻‍♂️🚴🏻‍♀️
  • Sat, 16:57: Listen I know I didn’t go very high up on the curves, it was my first time on a velodrome so CUT ME SOME SLACK. Also I’m old, that’s a valid excuse now right?
  • Sat, 18:31: A sexual predator was just confirmed to the Supreme Court of the United States. And he IS NOT EVEN THE ONLY ONE. Every single person who refused to vote for Hillary in the 2016 general election: this is on you. Literally.
  • Sat, 19:31: Surreal moment of the week: seeing a performance of the National Anthem as a kickoff to the 29th Annual “Seattle Leather Daddy & Daddy’s Boy” contest. P.S. Both are running unopposed. So ... what are we even doing here?