My tweets

  • Fri, 8:21: RT @Todd_Spence: The greatest squirrel feeder ever
  • Fri, 10:14: Well I’m officially old enough to be taking Aleve for a fucked up back just because I slept on it wrong. 🙄 I’d raise an arm to wave you kids off my lawn but I’m liable to pull a muscle.
  • Fri, 19:21: Sometimes when someone behaves around me in ways I do by default, I find myself thinking, What the fuck is his problem?
  • Fri, 19:24: RT @brisket_hell: in canada miles teller is billed as kilometers politely ask her