Whose shoes are these? These are not Shobhit’s shoes! Take them away!
Someone is NOT getting a tip.
Mon, 9:30: President Fuckwit is so full of shit it's like his entire body is a shit keg and his mouth is the spigot. RT @ZekeJMiller Trump rips Fla. Deputies for not going into school. "I really believe I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon."
Mon, 13:53: RT @STACEYNIGHTMARE: The only reason giving teachers guns might work is it will make guns less cool.
Mon, 14:01: Okay you all know how much I love cats and still I'm listening to This American Life's story about a lesbian couple in a so-called "love triangle" *with their cat* and I'm like GET A LIFE.
Mon, 14:55: oh my god men are so disgusting when I'm not horny
