My tweets

  • Tue, 5:44: I only eat gender neutral Doritos.
  • Tue, 7:57: Heard on a podcast: “People are happier if they contemplate their own death five times a day.” Trust me, I’m *way* ahead of you there.
  • Tue, 13:01: #dontpanic
  • Tue, 14:28: When aliens find that mannequin in a space suit behind the wheel of a Tesla Roadster orbiting around the sun in a hundred million years, it's going to be like the intergalactic version of Punk'd.
  • Tue, 17:10: Whoa — Rainier Square disappeared! (The block won’t look like this for long, Rainier Tower soon to be flanked — and on one side, dwarfed— by a 12-story hotel and the 59-story Rainier Square Tower, at 849 ft Seattle’s new second-tallest skyscraper.)