My tweets

  • Thu, 5:49: Dreamt Louis CK had a sex change.
  • Thu, 7:12: This is the best use of a Coke bottle I have ever seen.
  • Thu, 12:28: Where's the class on How To Offer Constructive Criticism to Someone Who Can't Take Criticism?
  • Thu, 12:50: OH MY GOD you guys I just learned the Space Needle renovation includes replacing the current rotating floor with a rotating GLASS FLOOR!
  • Thu, 16:01: There's an all-day "Leadership Training" in the large meeting room today and I'm dying for it to culminate in a brawl.