My tweets — Fruitcake Enterprises

Fri, 9:10: I was going to do one of these "Donate for a Cause for Your Birthday" Facebook things, things, but those fuckers don't have The Matthew McQuilkin Enrichment Fund as an option. 😠
Fri, 18:40: Things are looking up! #happyhour https://t.co/WWSk1HgZ2j
Fri, 19:26: The waiter at dinner tonight referred to Laney and me as “you ladies” no fewer than five times. It was actually rather sweet, in an amusingly backward sort of way.