Fri, 9:58: Today I learned that the plastic tied end of a loaf of bread is actually called a "ponytail." And a product fact sheet identifies theirs as a "DYNAMIC PONYTAIL." Okay, slow down, bread! There are no dynamic ponytails.
This loaf of bread think it's fucking Tony Little.
Fri, 11:55: Assuming this also happened to the other five of you I sent wooden #Yellowstone postcards to, I’m so sorry! I had no idea these things required so much damned postage. 😕 I mean, the upper right corner just had “PLACE STAMP HERE” so that’s what I did! I’ll pay you all back and I’m never sending $19.50 worth of postcards with only $1.50 worth of postage again!
(Claudia did not demand a refund, for the record. I tried to give her $3 and she literally hurled it back at me. What an ingrate!) https://t.co/fIobISg7kB
