Sat, 6:39: RT @abbygleason:
[during sex]

them: choke me

me: *chokes them*

me: if this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador?

them: oh for fucks sake

Sat, 7:39: I want you to sit there and think about what you’ve done! #caturday https://t.co/TENXbTyrwZ
Sat, 12:51: I think everyone working the sample tables at the Shoreline Costco today was let out of the nursing home for the day to make them feel like their lives still have a purpose.
Sat, 15:43: RT @danhawkinsUT: A new Elon Musk has been selected https://t.co/L9JCx3P7r8