Thu, 9:54: "Maybe look up the simple concepts of supply and demand, wholesale cost, and agricultural harvesting, you fucking moron," I did not say to the customer who keeps accusing us of "price gouging" frozen blueberries.
Thu, 15:16: An all-grocery email subject line read "Check your shelves" and I want you all to know that I successfully restrained myself from replying-all with "You better check your shelves before you wreck your shelves!"
Thu, 19:10: The last thing I remember is seeing the Aquaman trailer and I went into a coma. What year is it?
