Fri, 10:12: You could say he preaches to the choir. But he even takes the choir to task. In an entertaining way! https://t.co/DCugWxLMV4
Fri, 13:47: Constant stream of "Please check your scales" emails at work today and I'm like, if we didn't have so many lizards and fishes working here this wouldn't be such a problem!
Fri, 19:31: It’s technically still last hours of summer and Costco already has eggnog.
Fri, 19:57: Shobhit: They might have the bonobo pizza. Me: The what? Shobhit: Bonobo pizza. Me: Wha- ...uh. You mean Boboli? Shobhit: Boboli pizza. Me: Bonobo is a monkey.
Fri, 22:50: Oh yeah baby I want you to Beto my O’Rourke
