- Fri, 10:12: You could say he preaches to the choir. But he even takes the choir to task. In an entertaining way! https://t.co/DCugWxLMV4
- Fri, 13:47: Constant stream of "Please check your scales" emails at work today and I'm like, if we didn't have so many lizards and fishes working here this wouldn't be such a problem!
- Fri, 19:31: It’s technically still last hours of summer and Costco already has eggnog.
- Fri, 19:57:
Shobhit: They might have the bonobo pizza.
Me: The what?
Shobhit: Bonobo pizza.
Me: Wha- ...uh. You mean Boboli?
Shobhit: Boboli pizza.
Me: Bonobo is a monkey.
- Fri, 22:50: Oh yeah baby I want you to Beto my O’Rourke