My tweets

  • Tue, 8:10: The moon was beautiful this morning but then it saw my face emerge and it immediately hid behind the horizon in shame.
  • Tue, 12:13: Temperatures dip below 65° and even when it’s still dry and sunny everyone is suddenly too chickenshit to eat lunch outside anymore. Not me! I collected all the data and concluded there’s no need to act like it’s already November. (It’s a beautiful day!)
  • Tue, 20:19: You guys I saw Lizzie take an axe and I completely forgot to count the whacks! Damn it.