My tweets

  • Wed, 8:06: That settles it! And I am so glad I was never taught or conditioned to use two spaces, an idea I always found dumb and even wasteful. At least this provides a clue as to how the practice, long since antiquated, originated. https://t.co/gt2vGrYBGU
  • Wed, 10:41: Customer inquiry via Facebook Messenger asking when we will be stocking nondairy "holiday nog" drinks (dairy free eggnog). Scrolling up the message history, I see I answered this question from her around the same time last year, and every year since 2015. This lady must have an annual Silk Nog calendar reminder.
  • Wed, 11:35: Mercantile Samples of the Week https://t.co/ZC9pTecWQQ
  • Wed, 18:09: There is a woman in this mostly empty movie theatre eating concurrently from packets of both peanut and peanut butter m&m’s and she is clearly living her best life. ‬
  • Wed, 21:16: Has its moments, but doesn't speak to me. https://t.co/qf496xOpKJ