My tweets

  • Thu, 10:04: @SusanDennis #throwbackthursday https://t.co/cLpu0oOrWm
  • Thu, 18:28: Who the fuck is “author” Marianne Williamson and why is she here? #DemocraticDebate
  • Thu, 18:53: Tonight’s group seems a lot more rude to the moderators. Stick to your allotted times and then shut the fuck up! #DemocraticDebate
  • Thu, 19:29: Oh MY GOD people! Actually answer the fucking questions directly and stop just yammering over each other! #DemocraticDebate
  • Thu, 19:40: RT @guybranum: When elected, I can and will shit-talk the Prime Minister of New Zealand on day ONE in office.
  • Thu, 19:55: My candidates, in order of preference after the #DemocraticDebate:

    1. Elizabeth Warren‬ ‪
    2. Kamala Harris‬ ‪
    3. Julian Castro‬

    ‪(Beto and even, though it pains me to admit it, Buttigieg: not ready for prime time)‬

    ‪(Sanders: blowing smoke up our asses and I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU)‬

    ‪(Biden: 😴💤)‬

  • Thu, 21:19: RT @MikeDrucker: Kamala is going to have to prosecute herself for murdering Biden
  • Thu, 21:41: I'm so old I procrastinated something fun I was going to do so I could finish my budget for the next two weeks because it was literally just what interested me more at the moment WHAT THE FUCK