My tweets

  • Wed, 8:29: We sell a brand called “Jilz Crackerz” and I keep misreading it as “Jizz Crackerz” and thinking I don’t know, that seems like a little much. ‬ ‪They are flagged as gluten free though and I suppose it *is* true that jizz is gluten free... 🤔‬
  • Wed, 12:29: This is all truly such insane hypocrisy. If this were a Democratic president, the right would be piling on with moralizing about this and doing everything they could to bring her down over it (and, of course, countless other things they let President Fuckwit get away with).
  • Wed, 15:57: I've had to do work requiring actual thinking and concentration all day today, making me actually earn my salary, and it's been a real pain in the ass.
  • Wed, 21:12: Soars on the music, falls flat on the story.