My tweets

  • Thu, 12:21: Just happened upon this delightful 2009 photo of Shobhit about to pop my cherry in Hawaii. #throwbackthursday https://t.co/vQDViXG8Cy
  • Thu, 13:47: RT @Channel4News: “What disturbed people was that I was a man choosing to wear a dress in a serious way.” Actor and performer Billy Porter discusses why he wore a dress to the Oscars. video.twitter.com…
  • Thu, 16:23: If you told me as a fundamentalist Baptist child that one day I would have a job where I added an apparently profane, occultist coffee product called "Bitches Brew," I legit would have shit myself. (Atheist adult me thinks this is hilarious.)
  • Thu, 19:38: Me: Well, I’m definitely old. I was just looking at those sailors and thinking they look like children. Ivan: They do. They look like little kids going trick-or-treating. #fleetweek
  • Thu, 23:10: This must be pretty damned important work to require a helmet lamp shining directly into my fourth floor bedroom window at 11pm! What the fuck is he doing? https://t.co/KfFuCYC8ho