My tweets

  • Tue, 10:19: Whaaaat!
  • Tue, 17:45: Pitching a new marketing slogan: “Kraft American Cheese Singles are Garbage and I Love Garbage!”
  • Tue, 21:35: Every product I Google information on at work winds up in "targeted" ads at every website I log into which means I'm bombarded with ads for the very products I'm actually selling. I get this shit for free you morons!