My tweets

  • Fri, 9:16:
    Me: I like your dress!

    Claudia: Thanks. I like your face!

    (If anyone else wants to be in my Elite Circle of Favorite People, take a lesson from Claudia.)

  • Fri, 18:18: I approached Chelsea Handler's Netflix documentary "Hello, Privilege. It's Me, Chelsea" with some hesitation, thinking it might be uncomfortably self-indulgent. And it was, to a degree -- but in the end it was still unusually illuminating and well worth a watch.
  • Fri, 18:47: I just learned there is a thing that actually exists called a "sour cream and raisin pie" and now I truly believe there is a genuine hell in culinary form. Terrorists could extract globally destructive state secrets from me with the threat of that shit.