Tue, 5:27: I just love everybody in my life SO MUCH! *sob* https://t.co/OXTU7hwiMV
Tue, 11:46:
Major changes in my life between 2000 and 2010 that did not change between 2010 and 2020:

*My job
*My home
*My partner

Major things that *did* change in the past decade:

*My office location
*The legalization of my marriage
*The rate at which I got more beautiful

Tue, 12:53: RT @decentbirthday: Yet another thing they should’ve saw coming https://t.co/klz4OVdS5D
Tue, 21:22: Happy New Year, goofballs! https://t.co/adnCRBDlic
Wed, 00:21: Looking back at midnight with 2020 hindsight. Am I the first person to say this??
Wed, 00:25: They didn’t do the fireworks! “Light show” was ... different, lame by comparison. 😕 https://t.co/v8PfLZY7vh