Tue, 5:58: Who needs Fifty Shades of Grey when there's Cookie Twitter? RT @CornOnTheGoblin [3 minutes into sex with my gingerbread gf] did you crumb?
Tue, 10:43: https://t.co/xpbIYB88cX
Tue, 11:51:
🎶 Don't cry for novel corona
Who cares if it never leaves you
All through my wild ways
My dumb existence
I kept my promise
Don't social distaaaance 🎶

RT @stonecold2050 A CNN corespondent just called Trump “Covita” referring to his balcony photo op... I’m dying