My tweets

  • Sat, 20:40: CoronaQuarantine, Day 9:

    Ventured out today, both to exchange paperwork at the office and just to get some air. Some observations:

    *Guy downtown offended because a young couple declined your request to “say hi” to their dog. You’re a fucking moron.

    *There is a lot less than on a previously normal day, but still more traffic out and about than I expected. Where the hell is everyone going? You all ruined the I AM LEGEND photo I had planned! Well at this rate ... maybe next week.

    *At the office I immediately made myself a London Fog tea latte, and snatched two mini peanut butter cups from the jar at the front desk, and swiped a sample Unreal Dark Chocolate Peanut Nougat bar from the pantry. They say admitting you have a problem is the first step, but ... I don’t have a problem. I fucking deserve this!

    *Downtown Target is surprisingly not very busy. They had the hand soap refill I wanted, and also some toilet paper in stock (which I didn’t need because we routinely buy bales of it at Costco already, but others may want to know!).

    *Buses are having all riders board via the back door. This strikes me as a smart idea, for the sake of the drivers.
  • Sun, 06:43: For reasons I cannot even begin to tell you, Shobhit put on the movie ARMAGEDDON. And now I’m over here thinking, thank god at least this pandemic isn’t directed by fucking Michael Bay! #silverlinings