My tweets

  • Sun, 13:13: Afternoon #HappyHour at the park, now that the fucking smoke has finally cleared! https://t.co/eIy4ZKmQnO
  • Sun, 18:24: This Schitt’s Creek #Emmy sweep is kind of astonishing. Should I finally watch it? I tried the first few episodes of season 1 a while back and couldn’t quite get into it. Maybe I should have given it more of a chance?
  • Sun, 18:43: Watchmen’s blue penis won!! #Emmy
  • Sun, 19:05: Do these people performing “Nothing Compares 2 U” during the “In Memoriam” section realize the song is actually about a breakup? #Emmy
  • Sun, 19:25: RT @ramy: when you lose the emmy https://t.co/ECkbGcoHBA
  • Sun, 19:30: Wait. Jeremy Strong is actually an old man?? #Emmy
  • Sun, 20:22: Shobhit switched the channel to the Seahawks game and this fake crowd noise with an empty stadium is somehow the most weirdly dystopian experience of 2020 so far.