Tue, 10:19: This preview, from one of the too-many email newsletters I get from the Washington Post, gave me an incredibly great laugh. (The whole piece is pretty entertaining actually, even though I'm never really in large group chats: https://t.co/kepFBsUOFE.) https://t.co/IsQRm4m5zj
Tue, 11:50: "Remember perverts, if you're going to hook up with someone you don't live with, you gotta wear a mask. Don't kiss, don't touch your face, and be sure to wash your hands immediately after. And if you don't have access to a glory hole, it's really not that hard to make one. And who amongst us hasn't been tempted to punch a hole in the wall recently?" —Dan Savage, Local Sex Czar
Tue, 17:45: Visiting my work office to swap out paperwork, as I approached I saw a man pushing a shopping cart down the sidewalk in front of the building. There was a tear in his jeans, diagonal nearly all the way across the seat of his pants, so that with each step he took, it flapped open every so briefly, to expose about half his crack and one butt cheek.
His ass actually wasn't half bad, all things considered.
