My tweets

  • Wed, 6:02: I scalded my finger on boiling tomato soup a week ago, the pain lasted for hours, the blister burst two days ago, it still hasn’t healed, and the band-aid keeps slipping off because I wash my hands so often. One star, do not recommend.
  • Wed, 20:21: RT @cleverbynature_: 😂 Everybody chose violence today and I’m over here like: https://t.co/vLwdGKAV7K
  • Wed, 21:46: I hate all olives with one exception: kalamata olives. Delicious—except when Shobhit uses them for his martinis. 🤮 https://t.co/6FuN5vV9Fy