Wed, 17:22: It’s the highlight of my Christmas season! The gift I opened at today’s white elephant exchange at the office: a truly horrifying bag of … DRIED MEALWORMS. I didn’t even see the hanging feeder in the bag at first, so I was immediately like, what the hell?? And I had only chosen this gift because I thought: well I’m surely the gayest person here, I might as well choose the pink one! Now please excuse me while I throw up, at least until some birds come by?? https://t.co/34AX2ugk5q
Wed, 20:43: This film is fucking amazing. It's on Netflix which means you need to fire it up and watch it, right now. https://t.co/Rse29IxQef
