Wed, 14:37: If any Democratic president just arbitrarily demolished the East Wing of the White House—even setting aside the intended purpose of replacing it with a $250 million State Ballroom—Republicans in Congress would be apoplectic. Their eyes would be popping out of their heads and rolling across the Capitol floor.
But since it's President Fuckwit? Totally okay! This is just the latest in a *long* line of bonkers shit this man is doing and Republicans are just doing their best impression of the cartoon-dog-in-hell meme: "This is fine."

Wed, 18:16: I always get a few new people following me on socials from one political post that gets a little traction—and all I can think about is how soon they’ll just see me posting about how horny I am for Andrew Garfield
(By the way I would like to be reincarnated as Andrew Garfield’s bicycle seat)
Maybe I should write to my representatives about it!