Sun, 07:26 Happy Easter! https://t.co/TyBfb14JhO
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Sun, 22:13: Today Sherri told me she had a dream in which I had my own business and it was called "Matt's Stats."
—Which is pretty hilariously on-brand for me, even though there is no universe in which I would use that version of my name. I told Sherri that and she just said, "Well it wouldn't work as well to call it 'Matthew's Statues.'"