My tweets

  • Thu, 5:26: RT @Manda_like_wine: What idiot called it incest instead of pumpkin?
  • Thu, 7:04: RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Attention women on birth control: Schedule your period to come on October 31st. Then you can say you decorated your vagina for Halloween.
  • Thu, 8:11: Increasingly ridiculous nut milk brand names:

    Nudpods Creamer

    (These are all real.)
  • Thu, 12:06: This is insanity, and America literally elected to become a nation of heartless monsters.
  • Thu, 12:40: I just learned the meaning of "petaflop," and it's not a counter-productive action by the morons at PETA, although it should be.
  • Thu, 14:24: I just want the haters to know that a woman I've never met called to me by name to tell me how great my hair looks & this is my normal life.
  • Thu, 18:15: ...And then I cut it all off! (I always do this time of year.) It’s actually a bit shorter than intended but oh well; it'll grow.