My tweets

  • Thu, 18:07: A hearty "fuck you" to everyone acting like Lady Gaga being considered plain in A STAR IS BORN is "unrealistic," as if women prettier even than her (and she is beautiful) don't get their looks denigrated by countless misogynist douches online every second of the day.
  • Thu, 13:06: Produce department emails are shooting back and forth about "fuzzless kiwi" which is making me think of hairless New Zealanders and honestly that's doing a better job of making me salivate.
  • Thu, 17:30: I know it's dumb but it always cracks me up a little when Shobhit is cooking and he asks me to "stir the pot." Way ahead of you sweetheart!