My tweets

  • Wed, 8:16:
    Broker email: "I MISS YOU!! ... I miss talking to you so much!! I came up with a reason to contact you!! LOL 🙂"

    And I'm just like ... Who the hell is this??

    ...Oh. She got married: new last name. Old name? Barely rings a bell.

    I have so many brokers who adore me I'm literally losing track.

  • Wed, 10:58: It's #NationalDayOfMourning again in America! George H.W. Bush has joined Ronald Reagan in hell, where they can ignore the senseless deaths of queer people together for eternity!
  • Wed, 11:53: Just realized one day we'll close the stock exchange and post offices and federal offices for a #NationalDayOfMourning for President Fuckwit and I seriously want to throw up.
  • Wed, 14:21: "Please clap." -- exasperated Jeb Bush at his dad's funeral
  • Wed, 14:38: For the record please feel free to talk shit about me at my memorial too. Use this post as documentation of my permission if you want -- not that I'll give a shit either way, since I'll be dead! Or at least happy I'm still being talked about. 😀
  • Wed, 22:50: Doesn't quite live up to its title ... but it could, upon further reflection.