My tweets

  • Wed, 9:13: It's astonishing to see a SPORTING GOODS STORE actually leading in a way our elected officials either outright refuse to or insist (wrongly) their hands are tied and are incapable of doing. It never occurred to me I could ever love a sporting goods store but here we are. RT @DICKS We deeply believe that this country's most precious gift is our children. They are our future. We must keep them safe. Beginning today, DICK'S Sporting Goods is committed to the following:
  • Wed, 10:30: Hey as long as we're thinking of bunnies as magic maybe chocolate eggs are the result of bunnies having anal sex! Think about *that* the next time you eat one.
  • Wed, 15:19: RT @KosokoJackson: I'm going to lose some followers for this. But give this girl, and other black children fighting for their lives, the same attention you're giving the Parkland Students. RT @LittleMissFlint My name is Mari. Im 10 years old. In April I will have been living through the #FlintWaterCrisis for 4 years, I've been fighting for almost as long. I want to be President when I grow up. But until then I will fight for #FlintKids
  • Wed, 23:34: Is it just me or does it take five times as long for the phone to get from 95% to 100% as it does to get to 95% to begin with?
  • Wed, 16:01: While it should always be noted the Vegas shooter was 64 so age restrictions are a bit irrelevant, I am stunned to see even a corporation I've long detested taking initiative Congress and the President refuse to. Even tiny steps in the right direction have my gratitude.
  • Wed, 19:48: Get this thing out of my way!
  • Wed, 21:22: Just watched a pot until it boiled so I can tell you that old saying is bullshit.