My tweets

  • Tue, 8:58: Average Beasts and Where to Be Indifferent to Them
  • Tue, 9:49: Yet *another* one of these hand-wringing articles, now so overdone that to me they sound like Charlie Brown's teacher: "Wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa." Capitol Hill still has no fewer than FIFTEEN gay bars and businesses, most of them packed on a Saturday night. What do we need, five hundred?
  • Tue, 12:28: I related to this so, so much. (As I did the entire piece, although I have not yet seen the film:…
  • Tue, 13:24: @fakedansavage "There but for the grace of god blow I" is the best phrase I've heard in ages.
  • Tue, 21:29: RT @MattOswaltVA: I had a bad feeling when Trump was talking about Space Force that somewhere in the world Stephen Hawking would finally find the strength to get out of his chair and hang himself
  • Tue, 21:31: I finally stopped ending texts with periods, but I will not extend that to Twitter. THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE