My tweets

  • Tue, 7:57: Is it possible to throw your back out just by riding on a bus? I may have set a precedent. Holy shit, being in your forties is fun! 👵🚌
  • Tue, 8:49: Of the countless legitimate things that could be used to bring down President Fuckwit, a dick pic is by far the most ridiculous. I truly don't give a shit what that man does with his pickled lizard penis.
  • Tue, 12:31: “The Meme War to Determine How Many Genders There Are” by @MilesKlee
  • Tue, 15:12: @fakedansavage Okay, as a cat lover who is generally indifferent to dogs, your flippant attitude about dogs on this week's Savage Lovecast was hilarious and my favorite thing this week.
  • Tue, 16:43: Came across the phrase “Sovereign of Shadows” in the book I am reading, and would like you all to refer to me thus from now on.
  • Thu, 18:11: If you like the sound of a demonic cat shooting guns at people from a swinging chandelier, then this mid-20th-century Russian novel might by right up your darkened alley.
  • Tue, 19:16: What are you looking at?
  • Tue, 21:01: 🔊🔊🔊WHAT A FUCKING CONCEPT🔊🔊🔊 RT @GavinNewsom States with more gun provisions consistently see fewer gun deaths.…