My tweets

  • Fri, 8:21: And yet millions of tax dollars continue to fund religious organizations. The hypocrisy in this country is crazy making. (Also: all the women pressured to have children they can't afford will get no assistance from the very same sanctimonious government.) This shit is precisely why Planned Parenthood deserves our donations.
  • Fri, 9:51: Clever statement, but we should really remember that when it comes to gun control, conservatives and Republicans are hardly the only ones to blame for inaction.… RT @bessbell It’s getting harder and harder for kids to live long enough to see how America’s become great again.
  • Fri, 10:08: Band name ideas, natural foods industry edition!

    Undeclared Milk
    Nut Butter
    The Gluten Resistance
    The Paleo Dietologists
    Protein Powder Keg
    GMO Speedwagon
    KISS (Knights In Seitan’s Service)
  • Fri, 13:10: @tommyfitz "Karen Kilgar-gifs"
  • Fri, 14:01: Hardly classic cinema, but surprisingly fun.
  • Fri, 14:43: "You down with HPV? Same as HIV!" --President Fuckwit
  • Fri, 18:36: In my household, I’m both the girly-man *and* the handyman.